<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967</id><updated>2011-11-28T00:53:03.211Z</updated><category term='Champions'/><category term='Banco de Portugal'/><category term='euros'/><category term='Martin Hansson'/><category term='Tagus Park'/><category term='Besta'/><category term='José Socrates'/><category term='Hulk'/><category term='Arsenal'/><category term='primeiro ministro'/><category term='Bruno Alves'/><category term='Pinto Monteiro'/><category term='Socretino'/><category term='Face Oculta'/><category term='PM'/><category term='Liga'/><category term='Censura'/><category term='governador'/><category term='ambição'/><category term='Figo'/><category term='Banco Central Eurupeu'/><category term='carniceiros'/><category term='Grunho Alves'/><category term='MANIF'/><category term='PGR'/><category term='Vitor Constâncio'/><category term='FC Porto'/><category term='Washington Alves'/><category term='(de)coro'/><category term='Escutas'/><title type='text'>B de Besta</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-4211940357485112441</id><published>2010-03-23T12:09:00.003Z</published><updated>2010-03-23T12:22:29.980Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carniceiros'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Washington Alves'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grunho Alves'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº8 - Washington Alves</title><summary type='text'>...Outra coisa não seria de esperar, afinal como diz a expressão popular, filho de peixe sabe nadar. E no caso da família Alves a genética deve ser forte e carniceira... Lembram-se do Geraldo? Pois para além do pai e do filho Grunho, o mano Geraldo (ex-benfica) e a actuar na Grécia, é mais um que não conseguiu trocar as voltas à genética...
As declarações do pai Alves a defender o filho são </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/4211940357485112441/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/03/besta-n8-washington-alves.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/4211940357485112441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/4211940357485112441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/03/besta-n8-washington-alves.html' title='BESTA nº8 - Washington Alves'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S6itISt5pRI/AAAAAAAAADo/_n1SxQHw0kg/s72-c/cronica.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-643592852866260844</id><published>2010-03-22T11:22:00.007Z</published><updated>2010-03-22T14:42:58.983Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grunho Alves'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº7 - «Grunho» Alves</title><summary type='text'>
O «Grunho» soltou-se uma vez mais...Anda à solta nos relvados portugueses um animal selvagem que se pavoneia com a agressividade faminta de quem busca avidamente a bolota mais tenra e suculenta...
Com a conivência dos grunhos que o presidem e árbitros que dirigem partidas de suposto futebol, este animal soltou ontem uma vez mais, o seu bafo no estádio do Algarve.
...E uma vez mais, o árbitro </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/643592852866260844/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/03/besta-n6.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/643592852866260844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/643592852866260844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/03/besta-n6.html' title='BESTA nº7 - «Grunho» Alves'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S6dR_ghMJhI/AAAAAAAAADY/WbSdSwpz530/s72-c/Bruno+Alves.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-8170485643505058256</id><published>2010-02-26T14:19:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-26T14:21:21.038Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Besta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Escutas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pinto Monteiro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PGR'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº6 - Pinto Monteiro (PGR)</title><summary type='text'> ...A manchete do Jornal «SOL» d'hoje escusa qualquer explicação para a escolha da última BESTA desta semana... </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/8170485643505058256/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n6-pinto-monteiro-pgr.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/8170485643505058256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/8170485643505058256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n6-pinto-monteiro-pgr.html' title='BESTA nº6 - Pinto Monteiro (PGR)'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-6757327424665040938</id><published>2010-02-23T12:28:00.010Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T14:41:56.292Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(de)coro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liga'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MANIF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bruno Alves'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hulk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FC Porto'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº5 - Equipa do FCP [RÍDICULOS]</title><summary type='text'>
Está a tentar organizar-se para hoje à porta da sede da LIGA (Porto), uma MANIF supostamente em prol da «Verdade Desportiva». MANIF essa organizada por supostos adeptos do FC Porto. Depois do ridículo que foi a conferência de impressa dada pela equipa em reacção aos castigos aplicados a Sapunaru e Hulk, como se os mesmos não fossem capazes de «partir um copo», algum iluminado azul lembrou-se uma</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/6757327424665040938/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n5-equipa-do-fcp.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/6757327424665040938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/6757327424665040938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n5-equipa-do-fcp.html' title='BESTA nº5 - Equipa do FCP [RÍDICULOS]'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-1620311002153515259</id><published>2010-02-22T10:19:00.010Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T11:21:04.538Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Figo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='José Socrates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ambição'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tagus Park'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='euros'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº4 - Luís Figo</title><summary type='text'> 
Esteve para assinar pelo Benfica, mas o Sporting à última da hora dobrou a proposta. Mais tarde, acaba mesmo por consumar a troca (mas para o Barça), saíndo do Sporting, "clube do coração", após um imbróglio de assinaturas com clubes italianos, obrigando o SCP a vender o seu passe para Espanha onde ficou conhecido como "el pesetero". Alcunha criada devido à forma como trocou Barcelona, onde era</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/1620311002153515259/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n4-luis-figo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/1620311002153515259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/1620311002153515259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n4-luis-figo.html' title='BESTA nº4 - Luís Figo'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S4JVcKIqzXI/AAAAAAAAADQ/1u9ey8lcpX0/s72-c/Besta4_luisfigo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-8356863112032539823</id><published>2010-02-18T10:11:00.009Z</published><updated>2010-02-18T15:29:20.247Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Champions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Martin Hansson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Arsenal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FC Porto'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº3 - Martin Hansson (árbitro sueco)</title><summary type='text'>
O «B de Besta» faz hoje a sua primeira internacionalização! Estava difícil, ao que parece as personalidade nacionais não queriam dar abébias! Inclusive o nosso primeiro ministro ameaçou mandar fechar este espaço caso o seu nome não fosse o mais nomeado!
Caro José! Fique descansado que não nos esqueceremos de si, premiando sempre quem merece...
Deixando de lado este pequeno parêntese e voltando à</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/8356863112032539823/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n3-martin-hansson-arbitro-sueco.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/8356863112032539823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/8356863112032539823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n3-martin-hansson-arbitro-sueco.html' title='BESTA nº3 - Martin Hansson (árbitro sueco)'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30eZP6wyII/AAAAAAAAADI/NOH-KrJvmv8/s72-c/Martin-Hansson..-referee.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-4923720671145488845</id><published>2010-02-17T14:24:00.008Z</published><updated>2010-02-18T15:30:14.776Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vitor Constâncio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Banco Central Eurupeu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Banco de Portugal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='governador'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº2 - Vitor Constâncio</title><summary type='text'>
O «prémio» Besta vai hoje para Vitor Constâncio e por toda a merda que fez, assim como tudo o que não fez, enquanto Governador do Banco de Portugal (GBP)... Apesar disso, nesta sequência curricular, os amigos do Vítor consideraram meritório ajudar o "Vitó" a ser nomeado vice-governador do Banco Central Europeu.
Este Sr é aquele que auferia 4 ou 5 vezes mais que o primeiro-ministro e que pelos </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/4923720671145488845/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n2-vitor-constancio.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/4923720671145488845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/4923720671145488845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n2-vitor-constancio.html' title='BESTA nº2 - Vitor Constâncio'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S3v9gOrHvwI/AAAAAAAAACY/OOBz7VYiIKw/s72-c/besta2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3101547665589000967.post-291259332313519347</id><published>2010-02-12T12:37:00.008Z</published><updated>2010-02-18T15:31:15.898Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PM'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='primeiro ministro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Face Oculta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Socretino'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Censura'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='José Socrates'/><title type='text'>BESTA nº1 - José Socrates</title><summary type='text'>«O plano de controlo da comunicação social – que levou os magistrados do processo ‘Face Oculta’ a considerar existirem «indícios muito fortes» de que estava «directamente envolvido o Governo, nomeadamente o primeiro-ministro» – ia muito mais além da compra de 30% da TVI.» (Jornal «Sol»)

A primeira Besta não poderia deixar de ser nacional. Enquanto oposição, José Socrates (JS) criticou </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/feeds/291259332313519347/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/291259332313519347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3101547665589000967/posts/default/291259332313519347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bdebesta.blogspot.com/2010/02/besta-n1.html' title='BESTA nº1 - José Socrates'/><author><name>UNK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10781727872469713959</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S30XTrJZb0I/AAAAAAAAACo/FqrhcxN_ZHs/S220/perfil.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cEj-1OP28Ec/S3VIs-BUKII/AAAAAAAAACA/jAXk9WD_NsA/s72-c/Post01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
